THE BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED (1981) *1/2 This movie should be seen with commercials every few minutes for the proper feel. Alice's husband must be commended for bowling a 226 on his wedding night. Obviously he managed to sublimate the woe of his freedom lost and subsequent doom or something. Per tradition the Brady's amiably encounter myriad immense issues without actually engaging them or saying anything of any consequence. There is a very nice scene where Florence Henderson is looking at her three grown daughters and flashes that they're small. I looked at my three small and flashed that they're big. Notwithstanding that the film's finest moment was when it made me think of something else, this artistic endeavor would have been more successful in the 30 minute format.