ABSOLUTE ZERO (2005) 1/2* Did they name it this because it's terrible? Oh ho ho, ah ha ha, hee hee heh... Well, it's bad alright, but not quite an absolute zero , oh hoo whee hoop... Bad, not evil . Just poorly conceived, should have been executed instead of this poor execution, I wonder if they realized how unrealized....hah, pant pant. It's a movie where it's supposed to be about the earth's polarity changing but they spend three quarters of it trying to figure out how to get out of an elevator. Then the other half they hang off a window ledge or something. It didn't have to be this bad, the first twenty minutes or so were reasonably inane psychobabble but then they just decided to focus on these useless characters...who cares what the fuck happens to these people? They're not real, they're not interesting. Stupid.
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