SABRETOOTH (2002) * Silly-looking superimposed Sabretooth Tiger wanders around the high Sierras eating the cast. Apparently genetic modification isn't all that it's cracked it to be, the thing looks ridiculous. And that's it, that's the entire plot! Vanessa Angel is in it. This isn't quite the career peak that I'd anticipated for her, watching Kingpin, but if your entire goal is to watch a movie with a pretty girl in it, somewhere between her and Jenna Gering you ought to find what you're looking for. Or if you just want to see brave guys waving knives and guns and trying to catch a prehistoric beast, it has that too. Anything else? See if Scooby-Doo is on the cartoon station.
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