30,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA (2007) *1/2 Lorenzo Lamas is almost the best actor in it, that's probably all you need to know. I think Sean Lawlor is um even better, a frustrated perhaps borderline psychotic neo-Shakespearean of a Captain Nemo. If you can say "It's all kind of like that," without knowing or having any particular interest in what "that" means you may have nowhere to run, but you're probably up for or against the likes of this. High drama beneath the seas with no real suspense or action, many a man has found a more perverse way to waste an afternoon and enjoyed it.
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