ONE FINE DAY (1996) ø After throwing down the gauntlet with a typically gutless Nathalie Merchant faux jazz rendition of the title song, against any odds ever published, things never get better at all! The entire film is permeated with an aesthetic odour inconceivable in the absence of profound quantities of decomposing egg. It's not just that George Clooney and Michelle Pfeiffer are horrible, they are to any magnitude imaginable by the human intellect, but that they never had a chance. This is, without much argument, the worst script ever written-no one could have pulled it out without flushing first in which point there would have been nothing left. The characters are not only unbelievable and without any redeeming qualities, but might have in some way have somehow managed to be nearly equally offensive if portrayed competently. The asinine script should have offended the writers to a near death experience even by experiencing it vicariously. Botulism! Certain to be used in multilevel indictments of late 20th century, and deservedly so on all accounts.
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